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Friday, February 19, 2016

February 19th, 2016



So this week was a short week. My company loves our Nations Presidents so much that we didn't have to work on Monday! (Special thanks to George W.!)



However, described by my coworkers, this holiday made everyone "So busy!", and "UGH I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!".



The number of complaints I've heard from my coworkers this week about being busy rivals that of the numbers of bombs the US dropped on Germany in WWII. (USA! USA! USA!).



But here is how my co-workers spent their BUSY week:

Boots was busy pulling reports from her favorite platform, TMZ.



The new girl on our team, AKA Booster Seat, should be training. Training to bring the Drama...




But booster seat did find a pivotal piece of information for our business. These knives will turn the company around!




But the biggest breakthrough was when Booster Seat found a great deal to save the company money. 50-70% percent off!




Such a busy week for my coworkers, but not busy enough to stop them from being lazy pieces of poop.

- 9 to 5








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