February 19th, 2016

So this week was a short week. My company loves our Nations Presidents so much that we didn't have to work on Monday! (Special thanks to George W.!)

However, described by my coworkers, this holiday made everyone "So busy!", and "UGH I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!".

The number of complaints I've heard from my coworkers this week about being busy rivals that of the numbers of bombs the US dropped on Germany in WWII. (USA! USA! USA!).

But here is how my co-workers spent their BUSY week:

Boots was busy pulling reports from her favorite platform, TMZ.

The new girl on our team, AKA Booster Seat, should be training. Training to bring the Drama...

But booster seat did find a pivotal piece of information for our business. These knives will turn the company around!

But the biggest breakthrough was when Booster Seat found a great deal to save the company money. 50-70% percent off!

Such a busy week for my coworkers, but not busy enough to stop them from being lazy pieces of poop.

- 9 to 5

February 11th, 2015

The team had an outing last night to a sporting event. Many drinks were consumed and there was even a limo that took employees to the game! (Living the Agency life am I right??)

So naturally, people were dragging rope this morning. Which led to a lot of procrastination in the AM.

2/11/16, 9:50 AM

Pants is shopping

2/11/16, 9:57 AM

Pants loves these shoes

2/11/16, 10:00 AM

Newbie alert! Booster seat wants in on the action.

2/11/16, 10:50 AM

Dilbert loves sports!

Welcome to Home Before Five!

Hello!

I work for one of the largest Ad Agencies in the world. We represent many high profile clients spanning many different business sectors. 

One would think we would be hard at work all the time right? Busting out long hours to meet insane deadlines for our clients? Well I am sorry to disappoint, the people in my office are probably some of the laziest I have ever worked with, and it's time the world knew about it.

I will chronicle their ridiculous work habits here for as long as I can so you can see the day-to-day life of a real life Ad Executive. You will see things like employees shopping online for hours, planning their weddings, drinking at work, and of course, leaving work before five.

Now I would be a hypocrite if I said I never looked at ESPN during work or check Facebook from time to time, but these coworkers of mine are excessive to point where I had to start logging their actions for everyone's entertainment.

Also, I will be posting between 9 and 5, so I am equally as lazy as these people.

Enjoy.

- 9 to 5 Grind